There are few countries on Earth whose culture and identity is intertwined so tightly than the Kiwis are with rugby union. Brazil has football, American Football endures in the USA, India has cricket, but possibly they and only Wales (also with rugby union) can come close to matching the fervour and passion that is produced when a New Zealander talks about rugby. It is part of who they are, part of the fabric that links the nation together. It is their elixir.
Argentina has Maradona, America has Lombardi, India has Tendulkar, and New Zealand has Colin Meads. These sportspeople transcended their profession and their era. They are still now and possibly forever more spoken about in reverential terms, not only by followers of their respective sports, but by sports fans in general. They illuminated their chosen profession, be it with skill, honour, bravery or a mixture of the three. They are the torch-bearers, the figureheads, forever trying to be equalled but very rarely bettered.
A Rugby Pilgrimage – to ‘Meadsville’
‘Welcome to Meadsville. All religions welcome – as long as it’s rugby.’
Yes, is that’s important.
‘Pinetree’ as Meads is affectionately known (and should tell you all you need to know about his playing style and general presence, both on and off the pitch), was worried about the performance of the All Blacks after their scrappy win over Tonga – the country went into panic mode. If Meads thinks something is amiss, then it probably is. Making 133 appearances for the All Blacks between 1957 and 1971 and named as the All Blacks ‘player of the century’ in 1999, Meads knows a thing or two about union. His concern was mercifully for the country as a whole, extinguished.
Exorcising The Ghosts Of The Past
The New Zealand public, after a nerve-shredding 8-7 win over the enigmatic French in a pulsating final, were able to collectively exhale and rid themselves of that sense of doubt and worry, that gnawing sensation that had eaten away at them ever since their comprehensive win over the same opposition in 1987. The perennial chokers, the bridesmaids were no more. All hail the worthy champions.
New Zealand were seen in many pundits and ex-player’s views to have been second best in the final, and on the receiving end of some favourable decisions from referee Craig Joubert. Throughout the course of the tournament however, the proved themselves easily the best team. Especially in their unrelenting clobbering of their fierce rivals Australia in the semi-final.
Cruelly robbed of their poster-boy, Dan Carter toward the business-end of the tournament and indeed down to their 4th choice fly-half for most of the final, (what most other countries would give to be able to call upon the services of a player as good as Stephen Donald as 4th choice outside-half) the All Blacks had earned the win, it hadn’t been presented on a silver salver. The brutal nature of the win, in extremely high-pressure conditions must have provided extra satisfaction to the players and fans alike. They had proven themselves on the biggest stage. The country had their team back, their identity re-discovered. The nation and the players could sleep easily again, and after the partying that went on in the aftermath of the win, I am sure they did.
A New Leaf For The Ferns?
So what now for the All Blacks? With Graham Henry’s expected departure confirmed yesterday do they need to start again? Develop their character and philosophy under a different regime, or merely carry on the same path with Henry’s heir apparent Steve Hansen (the odds-on favourite to succeed the man who coached the team to 88 wins in 103 tests)? One thing seems certain however, the schools and the national set-up, so heavily geared to producing the superstars of tomorrow will continue to do just that. And with the shackles off, the pressure lifted, maybe the best rugby is yet to come from this fearsome side. A sobering thought for the other nations.
Before I sign off, some bones of contention to air.
1) Yes it he a fantastic player, hard as nails and an inspiring leader. But at what point does Richie McCaw actually get called up and held accountable for his actions? He is playing a different game of rugby to everyone else, one where he spends more time on the floor on the opposition half of a ruck than he does doing anything else! It almost ruins the spectacle of watching such a great team and player when he is so brazenly flouting the laws and continually getting away with it. Referees, please sort this out. And whilst you are at it, learn to officiate the scrum accurately, I don’t have a clue where to start but others do!
2) They are undoubtedly the best team ever to have played the game, producers of many of the best players ever and are the world champions for a second time. So can we please not give them the added advantage of being able to threaten the opposition with a tribal war dance before every match, and not allowing the opposition to reply in kind, IN ANY WAY!? The ‘Haka’ is an awesome spectacle, and is as much a part of the fabric of rugby as anything else. But to instruct teams to in essence ‘just stand there and take it’ is essentially giving a fantastic team even more of a psychological advantage before the match has even started. France’s riposte before the final, the encroaching ‘arrowhead’ formation led by captain Thierry Dusautoir, was fantastic. Pure theatre, and set the game up perfectly. For the IRB to subsequently fine them is churlish in the extreme and sends out completely the wrong message. Many of the games fans already think that New Zealand are above the law, and the actions of their players beyond reproach, don’t give them extra ammunition.
If it was rumoured before, or if words or looks were exchanged between the common man, the national team or even down the corridors of the F.A, we can now all openly, but with a sense of nagging disappointment agree that surely, Fabio Capello has lost the plot. Not only that but I fear the trust of the fans and of the players too. Too often he has backtracked on decisions, too often admitted mistakes. You wouldn’t catch Ferguson or Mourinho doing that now would you? He looks weak, fragile, a sitting target.
After the debacle that was the performance of serial under-achievers England, at last year’s world cup, an increasing number of football fans must now be wishing that Capello should have got the chop as was rumoured at the time. Now further down the line, and with a dour draw at home to Montenegro already cast permanently into the England horror books, Fabio has now revealed his latest party piece.
He epitomises most things wrong with the game of football, especially in England. Arrogant, hypocritical, overly aggressive, brawn-over-brains, all too aloof from the fans that (still) idolise him. His riches mean he thinks he can get away with behaviour abhorrent to most and without caring about the repercussions of his actions. He is not alone of course, this is the way of far too many members of the nouveau riche today.
Wayne Bridge now refuses point blank to play for England while John Terry is in the squad. Fans are now urging JT to try it on with Gareth Barry’s wife.
Onto more stories involving dumb footballers now. And when the words ‘dumb’ and ‘footballers’ appear in the same sentence, you just know Stephen Ireland’s Mr. Sheen head is going to be rearing up. This guy’s name is now a by-word for idiotic footballer behaviour. The latest in a long list which has included lying that your grandmother had died so you didn’t have to turn up to play for your country also involves another Irish player. Ireland and fellow Newcastle dimwit, Leon Best were caught baring their torso’s in a nightclub the night before a crunch game away at Stoke. Both players were admittedly injured but there actions leave you wondering what is going on up top…
Pugilism now and the heavyweight division in boxing again did itself no favours last weekend with Odlanier Solis proving to be a bit of a fat bum against WBC champion Vitali Kiltschko. All over just shy of 1 (one!) round, the fans were far from happy, as was Vitali who screamed at Solis for what he thought was cowardice. Turns out that kebab-boy Odlanier has tears to his anterior cruciate ligament, and external meniscus and cartilage damage. As as our own David Haye pointed out on his twitter feed, ‘Solis knew how to beat Vit, but years of obesity stopped him being able to execute. He will unfortunately go down as yet another fat bum!’ – Ouch. But not as much ouchie as that knee.
But aside from the injury, did you see the punch that wobbled him in the first place? My Great Aunt Peggy could’ve stayed on her feet after that glancing blow. If that is all it takes I am dusting off my gloves again (I am in no way dusting off my non-existent gloves again).
A quick double back onto football now and ‘harmlessly funny/slow news day‘, story of the week…..nay month, goes something like this.
MP called Blackburn who supports Blackburn but is constituent for Blackpool offends people from Blackpool whilst Blackburn are playing Blackpool. Follow?
In yet another clear case of political correctness gone berserk, apparently this guy has committed ‘political suicide’ by calling the people of Blackpool ‘donkey botherers’!
Simon Blackburn, Labour MP for Blackpool has since (obviously) released a statement regretting his facebook message. I say fair play to him, that lot up there bother donkeys. Ergo they are donkey botherers, get over it. Or if you are still wound up by it, release some of that pent up frustration by bothering some donkeys, you are good at it. Still, I blame the constituents of Blackpool in the first place for voting in a guy who looks like this. Creepy.
Other blogworthy stuff this week includes…
Understatement of the epoch alert. The title of this video is ‘Dude has a lot of skills’. Enjoy. Then wipe drool from chin…
This guy clearly doesn’t have much of a social life, but he does have one friend. In the form of his mother who shoots the video.
Most underhand foul ever? – With added juicy sound effects.
Yeah? Well I could beat you in a thumb-war, possibly – The next Tom Brady?
Until next week….
Last Saturday the unthinkable happened. No Rob Schneider didn’t release a good movie. Much more importantly – Italy, perennial whipping boys of the 6 Nations beat last year’s winners France on a glorious, sun-drenched day in Rome. On hearing the final whistle, players and coaches alike embraced and fell to their knees, many of them in tears. Reminded me a bit of the time I had been out to get a take-away only to return home and find that they had forgotten one of the keema naan‘s. Worst.Family.Meal.Ever.
France coach Marc Lievremont was apoplectic with rage in the post-game press conference, intimating that some of the players would never wear Les Bleus shirt again. Might help if you weren’t so typicallyGallic and seemingly trying to darndest to chop and change what could be a fantastic team Marc. Having used a total of 81 players since taking over at the helm in 2007, you get the impression that he likes surprising himself as well as the opposition with his selections. Zut alors.
Also on the rugby pitch, Danny Cipriani did his best impression yet of Jekyll and Hyde in the Rebels match against the Sharks in the Super 15. On the pitch the undoubtedly precocious talent is how you say, ‘a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.’ Behold.
Strange short-term loan deal of the week goes to Arsenal for bringing in the 41 year-old Morten Harket lookalike, Jens Lehmann back into the gooner fold. Desperate for cover between the sticks, hopefully the return of the greatest whinger since Mary Whitehouse will result in more episodes like this…
what a weinersschnitzel.
Another footballer fast-tracking himself into the higher echelons of the ‘Craig Bellamy school of soccer idiocy’ is Mario Balotelli. This guy is a right card. When not being substituted for being ‘allergic to certain types of grass‘ (I’ll leave that one with you), he is struggling to dress himself and then getting himself inexplicably sent-off in Manchester City’s vital Europa League tie against Dynamo Kiev. Here you go, sit and watch in amazement as bumbling badboy Balotelli gets in an ickle bit of a tangle. Awww…..
I know you love your footy related news so here is some more. Well, I say football, it’s more like ‘Mad-chairman-erects-statue-of-someone-totally-unrelated-to-club news’. You may have heard by now that geriatric Fulham chairman Mohamed Al Fayed, is erecting a statue of deceased former ‘King of Pop’, Michael Jackson at Craven Cottage. Bizarre? Yes. Inappropriate? Yes. Distasteful? Quite possibly.
What makes it even more surreal is there is already one statue on the grounds. That of Fulham legend Johnny ‘The Maestro‘ Haynes. Few players have left such an indelible mark of the history of a club than Haynes did at Fulham. Playing 658 games for the Cottagers between 1952-70, turning down moves to some of the European giants of the day to stay on the river, Haynes was also England captain in between the era’s of Billy Wright and Bobby Moore.
Here is an artists (my) impression of what the statue will look like.
(I see a budding career as a watercolour painter in the offing for yours truly.)
Goodness knows what Johnny would make of this news. A furrowed look coupled with the famous hands on hips pose wouldn’t go amiss. And why Fulham anyway? Surely if a statue of Wacko Jacko is to be erected at a football ground then Young Boys FC in Switzerland would be most appropriate?
Across the pond and the protracted negotiations between the NFL and the players seems to be no nearer a conclusion, putting the 2011 season even more in jeopardy. Not helping matters is Vikings running back Adrian Peterson, who this week compared NFL players to slaves. Yeah, that’s right, AP compared his ‘plight’ to that of the African people forced onto ships headed to the new world and forced to work for no money and with no freedom of speech.
Adrian, you earn $10 million a season. Being forced to take a pay cut during a national recession and asked to work 18 weeks a year instead of 16 is NOT slavery. You sir, are a disgrace, and a dumb disgrace at that.Still, it gives me a chance to air this little beauty.
More weekly highlights here…
This is funny and the guy is briefly seen of a football pitch, therefore (tenuous as it is) this is ‘spomedy’.
I’ll tell you what else is also ‘spomedy’, the new game of baby tossing. Great aerodynamics, just lovely.
‘Spomedy’ at its raw, aggressive best here, where else but on the ice.
Until new week my loyal and oh-so-trustworthy minions.
Sport doesn’t disappoint. Week in, week out, events will occur, stories will emerge that will leave you speechless, angry, mystified, joyous, puzzled or just in that perfect state where you turn to your mates with a look of contentment and say ‘time for another beer’ (my personal favourite).
This week was no different (how could it be, I just explained that sport doesn’t disappoint, please try and keep up). But standing head and shoulders above the rest, like some sort of lumbering behemoth, frothing at the mouth, all to eager to spill the beans about the latest Oscar-worthy theatrics on the football field, is the case of Luís Carlos Almeida da Cunha. You will know him better as ‘Nani‘.
I thought Robbie Savage was annoying, I thought Drogba was a big girl’s blouse, I cringed every time Francesdo Toldo last his rag, ran 30 yards towards the ref/a petty fight, got booked and sulked on his way back between the sticks. But this guy takes the biscuit, and what a biscuit, it’s the mother of all biscuits, it’s probably a Garibaldi.
During last Sunday’s match between Liverpool and Manchester United, with tempers getting a little frayed, Liverpool stalwart Jamie Carragher admittedly went in rashly on Nani and caught his leg. Bad foul. End of. Yes? Nope.
Cue histrionics the likes of which wouldn’t have looked out of place at the Old Vic theatre. Nani, howling in pain rushes to the referee, points to his war wound and then collapses to the floor beating his fists. Oh then he started crying. Yes,CRYING! He started crying. He was crying. I don’t know how else to put it.
For those of a sensitive disposition please avert your eyes from the following ghastly image of Nani’s injury…………here it comes………………..BAM!!
Yep, that’s it people, that’s your whole kit and caboodle. You know the times when you get injured and your dad says ‘man up, it’s just a scratch’? Well that’s what this is, a scratch. I’ve suffered worse injuries trying to open a fruit corner. No joke. Forget Bert Trautmann, playing in the 1956 F.A Cup final with a broken neck, or former All Black, Wayne Shelford casually asking for his scrotum to be sewn up after having a testicle fall out during a vicious ruck against France back in 1986. No forget them, Nani is a real hero, the living embodiment of all that we hold dear as avid sports fans. Guts, courage, fair play, determination, and above all else, not being a total fairy.
What actually surprised me most about the whole episode was the (non-)involvement of Wayne Rooney. It must be the first time he has seen a gash on a Nani and not tried to have his wicked…….hmm…..maybe I’ll leave that one there.
The fallout was that United succumbed to a lacklustre 3-1 reverse. But fair play they did have some notable absentees, including Rio Ferdinand, Nemanja Vidic and Howard Webb.
Further afield but alas, still on the football field, comes a piece of footage that I don’t even have to try and ridicule or make fun of. Take a look at this gem of a move from Bryan Carrasco.
Oh deary, deary, deary me. As Bloc Party would say, ‘always new depths’.
Yet more football based entertainment for you. Yes to the man streaking in a mankini, yes to the player-manager who brings him down, NO to the referee who decides to send him off. Referees, if you want people to give you a break, don’t continue to make utterly baffling decisions. Apparently even the F.A assessor who was at the game was clueless as to why the red card was produced.
More football? Ok. The Old Firm, Rangers and Celtic, two tribes who hate each other but don’t know why. Go on, ask them why. Oh yes something about Catholics and Protestants. Ask them what transubstantiation is. Exactly. These two teams should have the proverbial book thrown at them for the behaviour in their last match, utterly inexcusable. These two teams clashing is like shaking up a bottle of diet coke with some Mentos.
Feelings are apparently so raw up in Glasgow that Celtic have taken to using a body double to protect manager Neil Lennon. Yes they have shaved an orangutan and painted his teeth yellow in an attempt to confuse hitmen.
To cricket now and glossing over the fact that England have just lost to Bangladesh (WTF?!), the England team have been getting in some below the belt shots via twitter this week. It all came to a head when James Anderson told the world that Graeme Swann ‘likes to pick his feet and sniff his toenail cheese’.
Delightful. A typically witty response from Swanny followed,
‘I wasn’t going to stoop this low, but I feel cornered…Jimmy soiled his pants last week. Full follow through. 4 witnesses.’
Yes it’s all fun and games until someone gets hurt lads. And the people getting hurt currently are you long suffering fans. Stop with the tweeting for a while and play some decent cricket.
This guy’s creepy isn’t he? Eugh, creepy.
That’s just not cricket.
Finally, it was terribly amusing (until they snapped their run last night) that the Miami Heat were losing so many games that this website cropped up. They maybe tears of joy now, but losing 5 games on the spin with James, Wade and Bosh in your team is downright slack.
Finally, finally, ever seen a guy do this? No, didn’t think so. Nice dude, nice.
Until next week folks.
Well, where to begin in what has been a frenetic week of sporting action. Some good, some bad, but all worthy of at least a little bit of rib-poking.
We start last Saturday at what us rugger buggers love to call (correctly, I might add) ‘HQ‘, or Twickenham to the layman/foreigner. The two unbeaten teams in the 6 Nations thus far, England and France went head to head in a battle for the ages. The winners guaranteed bragging rights until the semi-finals of this year’s world cup, where a last minute Tom Wood tap-tackle on Maxime Medard will see England through to the final for the 3rd WC in a row. What? It could happen.
Not a lot funny about the match you may think.
Two things though.
1 – Mr. Lievremont, thanks for putting Chabal in at Number 8. The guy is nowhere near the force he was a few years ago at Sale, he is past his best and held the Froggies back. I did chuckle every time he picked up and then promptly got smashed back about 5 yards. C’est magnifique! As an aside, does anybody think he would get in the team if he still looked like this?
No didn’t think so. Chabal, you are not Samson, let it go!
2 – Nobody seemed to pick up on the fact that ‘wing wizard’ Chris Ashton, decided that with the game still in the balance he would do his famous (yawn) dive over the try-line. The ‘Ash Splash’ as it has now been painfully dubbed in some circles was not needed or wanted at that juncture. And to make him look even more foolish, the try was subsequently dis-allowed for a forward pass. Maybe he should keep his exuberance in check a little more in the future. Numpty.
To the other national stadium in London we go now, and to the Carling Cup Final at Wembley. Not sinceEverton’s F.A. Cup triumph in 1995 have I witnessed a bigger ‘Cupset’ (another annoying term made up by the media, desperate for some catchy soundbite to make them seem more with it). Birmingham were good value for the amazing victory and got their tactics spot on against the Gooners, who were clearly missing the leadership of Fabregas, but let’s not talk about Cesc baby (sorry). Poor ‘ickle Jack Wilshere then couldn’t resist tweeting the next day,
‘Well done to the BCFC player who slapped Koscielny on the head when they scored, very big of you!’
Bless his cottons!! I quite enjoyed it. You don’t see enough taunting of opposition players anymore. Long gone are the days when some crazy footballer, let’s call him Vinnie Jones….or Gazza would ‘moon’ the centre back after scoring (possibly).
England’s cricketers. Sigh. You don’t half put us through it do you?. Not two months on from smashing the Oz lot in the Ashes we then have to suffer the ignominy of a 6-1 drubbing in the ODI’s, a buttock-clenchingly narrow victory over the Netherlands, and now, an excruciatingly painful and embarrassing loss to IRELAND…….IRELAND!!!! The last time I checked, they played cricket in a Lidl car park with a squash ball and a rounders bat. Well, now we know, there is definitely ‘more to Ireland, dan dis.’ For shame….*shakes head in inconsolable fashion.
Still, England funny man Graeme Swann still thinks we can win the tournament so everything is fine again…unless that was him being funny again. Never can tell, must be those teeth…
My favourite sporting performance of the week is actually cheating a little. It comes from former undisputed heavyweight champion of the world ‘Iron’ Mike Tyson. It seems Mike has (finally) calmed down, mellowed out and learned to live life as one of us, albeit with a tattoo around his eye…..*shakes head in disappointed fashion.
Mike has turned his talents to comedy and appears to be carving out a nice little niche for himself. In a parody of the Oscar winning ‘The King’s Speech’ he is seen tutoring George Bush, not to cure a stammer as such, but just to….well…..speak. He does a nice job as well. Fairly easy target in ‘Dubya‘ you may think, but when you put yourself forward to be elected President (yeah America, you voted him in – TWICE!!), and you are about as eloquent as a Bubba J after a barrel of moonshine you deserve all the stick coming your way. *shakes head in disappointed in you America type fashion.
And now the zinger of the week, the piece of news that makes you realise all is right with the world. Manchester City defender, Mr. Kolo Habib Touré is suspended for failing a drugs test! Wait for it….wait for it…and then blames it on taking one of his wife’s dietary supplements. Oh mercy, mercy me! Apparently he has been on the blower to his old gaffer Arsene Wenger explaining the whole sorry mess. Apparently he is worried about his weight. Kolo, you train every day, that’s your job. If you can’t keep at an acceptable weight, do another lap of the training pitch. Lay-zeeeeee. All that remains to be asked is whether you think Kolo will finish the season higher than Manchester City, sorry, couldn’t be helped.
Honestly, football, or more accurately the world that surrounds football never ceases to amaze and confound. If it isn’t a footballer cheating, it’s one taking a diet pill, or elbowing another in the face, or diving, or getting pink alloys or making a fool of himself at karaoke, or injuring himself whilst eating Lasagne, or getting caught in a prostitution sting, or shooting a work experience kid (as if people didn’t already think Ashley Cole was a big enough prat!), or making a fool of themselves on twitter or……..
*shakes head in disconsolate (will it ever end?) fashion.
Until next week.
The Curious One (The latest recruit to #teamsheen, I am #winning and I have #tigerblood)
Some cultured fellow by the name of Robert Allen Zimmerman or Bob Dylan as you may know him, once professed that ‘The Times They Are a-Changin’. The essence of his song, penned in 1964 rings truer now than it ever has. What with the collapse of the banking world, the global tightening of purse strings, the incessant spitting of those caustic words ‘credit’ and ‘crunch’ ringing non-stop in our ears, and the burgeoning unemployment figures hitting the headlines and our pockets with each passing week. Well it’s enough to make you sob into your budget can of beans and weakly flavoured lemon juice drink, isn’t it?
Well, yes it is. For the vast majority of people, thrift is the new extravagance, frugality is de rigeur, save is the new spend.
The denouncement of profligacy is quite rightly being ushered into homes, into board rooms and into the corridors of power. But not quite everywhere. Oh no, there is still one place that appears completely unaffected, one place that even seems to revel in its wanton spending of the precious pound.
Welcome to the crazy, crazy world of the F.A Barclays Premier League.
Some numbers to consider:
£225m - Total spend by Premier League clubs during the window. This is the largest total for a January transfer window since it was introduced in 2003, eclipsing the previous total of £175m in 2008.
£195m - Increase in transfer spending compared to the 2010 January window.
£50m - New British transfer record, following Fernando Torres’ move to Chelsea from Liverpool.
5 - The number of transfer deals from this window which eclipsed the previous record January window fee – Arsenal’s £15m for Andrey Arshavin. The five deals were: Luis Suarez to Liverpool for £22.8m, Fernando Torres to Chelsea for £50m, Edin Dzeko to Manchester City for £27m, Darren Bent to Aston Villa for £24m, and Andy Carroll to Liverpool for £35m.
3 – The number of relegation places. With such a hotly contested league developing again this season, there are still teams in the top half of the table looking over their shoulder. No club wants to get left behind in the frenetic cattle market that is transfer season and risk the agony of relegation.
The business of sport
Because what is clearer now, more so than ever, is that football is a much a business as it is a sport.
The Premier League appears provides a clear paradox when it comes to its management of money. Clubs continue to happily spend beyond their means, as clubs like Portsmouth have so infamously been guilty of in the last 4-5 years, but will then just as flippantly sack their manager in the middle of the season, leaving the team in turmoil and without a sense of direction. The bizarre sackings of Sam Allardyce and Chris Hughton a clear case in point. Surely this radical type of behaviour only increases the chances of relegation in the short-term?
The Premier League has undoubtedly become one of the world’s richest and most powerful leagues, but at what cost? The majority of teams are now under foreign ownership, many of which are owned by businessmen who see their clubs purely as a business or in the worst case scenario, a hobby or a franchise. Few clubs are on sound economic footing and are genuinely self-sustainable. But the watershed moment is hopefully on the horizon.
Trouble on the horizon?
Today Europe’s big-spending clubs were warned that their recent frenzy of transfer activity could affect their ability to meet UEFA‘s new financial rules aimed at making them live within their means. The European governing body also repeated its determination to stamp out ‘reckless’ spending one day after the end of the January window.
“There is no doubt that transfers made now will impact on the break-even results of the financial years ending 2012 and 2013 – the first financial years to be assessed under the break-even rule,” UEFA said in a statement.
“The clubs know the rules and also know that UEFA is fully committed to implementing them with rigour.”
Clubs who fail to comply could be barred from European club competition from the 2014/15 season. They will be monitored over the previous three financial years before being admitted.
Of all the leagues in Europe, the EPL will surely be under the most scrutiny in the coming seasons, continually spending large amounts more than its contemporaries like La Liga, Serie A and the Bundesliga. Chelsea, spent over £70m shortly after announcing yearly losses of £70.9m for the financial year ending June 2010. Abramovich’s lustre for football appears to have returned, but such alarming figures will be hard to swallow from now on.